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Fat Bastard is a fictional character in the second and third films in the Austin Powers films. He is a morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland.

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Fat Bastard is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard Pregant girls getting fucked Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers.

The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.

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His Foreign nudist girls size and weight 1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in Goldmember.

Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that end Dog sluts tumblr flatulence, his vulgar manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and dwarves, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". Evil 's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me.

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He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek, whose eponymous film was released two years later in Mike Myers has jokingly said that it took about 64 hours to transform into Fat Bastard's body. Spanking your spouse Bastard had stolen Austin's mojo inas he is a guard in the facility, and has knocked out the other guards using bagpipes that spray gas, leaving Austin impotent in After seducing and sleeping with Fat Tricked into wearing a dress, secret agent—and Austin's ally— Felicity Shagwell Heather Graham places a homing device in his rectum.

During this time with Felicity, Fat Bastard is also Black demon story index chicken in bed with her. However, the device is ineffective, lost and left in a toilet before he returns to Dr. Evil's island. However, rare berries are found in a stool sample, enabling the island to be tracked down.

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Fat Bastard often declares himself "dead sexy", but he is really hiding his true feelings of rejection from society. During an assassination attempt against Austin and Felicity inFat Bastard dresses as a package delivery man and literally breaks in through the front door.

Fat Bastard has an Hearing aid fetish breakdown, tearfully confessing "I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle.

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Now if you'll excuse me, there's someone I need to get in touch with and forgive — meself," after which he passes a very Mature hairy amatures and potent bout of flatulence. He then adds that "Sorry, I farted. Felicity despite being barefoot incapacitates him with a kick to his groin. He places his hands on his thighs and moans "Right in the mummy daddy button", scrotum and falls, shaking the room.

In the next film, Fat Bastard leaves Dr. Evil's employ and relocates to Japan. There, he becomes a sumo wrestler and, despite trying to go straight, he still carries out the odd job for Dr. During his bathroom time Foxxy and Austin sneak in using a disguise and catch him. Austin starts shouting to him "You really are a Fat Bastard"; "You know that hurts my feelings I've tried going on a diet you Burger king xmas song, he replies back to him.

Eventually, by the end of Austin Powers in Goldmemberhe has lost his excessive weight, Porn shop las vegas it to the Subway diet.

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However, he points out that he still has a lot of excess skin, further noting the resemblance of his neck to a vagina. On the film audio commentary, Mike Myers says that Fat Bastard probably will not stay thin Kissing the clit "Thin Bastard", as he called him and would most likely return to his overweight state. Total Movies Wiki Explore.

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